And, if I am able to rectify the situation, I will share my profits with Jordan Miller.
I agree! There is a serious lack of sandwich reporting on this website. I, for one, love sandwiches. What if all the pet stories were sandwich stories instead? Everyone isn't into pets, but who doesn't like sandwiches? Not anyone I want living in my town. PS if [redacted] puts this advice into action, I expect a share of what is sure to be a tremendous surge in profits.
For who does not love sandwiches? They are compact, and amiable, and easy to pack for lunch. If you have a generous lunch budget, you have have someone else make you a sandwich of wide variety on the spot and enjoy it at your leisure.
Previous sandwich coverage here and elsewhere:
Eat well at any deli by making your own sandwich, written for AnnArbor.com; please excuse the random punctuation marks.
Fried egg sandwich, also written for AnnArbor.com; please excuse the lack of photo.
Lack of discretion is the better part of Twitter, on this blog: "Your indiscretions make up for the rest of us who are content to describe where we are eating a sandwich."