as noted on a late friday night; selected, slightly edited, not credited.
"pick up absentee ballot"
"leave the laptop closed if you don't want kittens posting on the Internets"
"700 kids + headache - advil = bad"
"go to sleep!"
"always write for me,always write for me.I am not a great writer, I am just passionate"
"must expand mixed drink repertoire"
"stick to decaf after 5"
"remember wallet next time you go gift shopping"
"Bring notepad or book"
"Turn off Blue-tooth headset when putting in Pocket"
"dont wear flip flops to a playground with a mulch ground. Its annoying when the sticks go between your toes"
"start running again"
"if ever in a presidential debate, don't stick tongue out"
Note to self: if you want to write a twitter to yourself as a private message, you have to have two twitter accounts; it doesn't let you send a note to yourself (complains that you aren't following yourself, and you can't follow yourself).